If you didn’t think men couldn’t stoop so low, you got it wrong. This is probably the saddest thing I’ve had to read in 2019.
……………men are disgusting
🤦🏾♂️ Jesus
What if it wasn’t a man, but his bitter gf who pulled some bullshit……… just saying.
Shut the fuck up
So @unclewalk, you don’t look both ways before crossing the street? Cause we do, and then look again. Have a wonderful day, make sure you go for a long walk in a congested city.
What are you a fucking idiot? She literally GOT RAPED WHILE IN A COMA. Yeah blame this on a woman to get a man out of blame for rape. And you wonder why men get called all the names under the sun cus men like you are fucking trash and always saying dumbass shit. Like his gf pulled a stunt? What’re you fucking 8? Pls go play in traffic.
Well, I’m inspired
Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with
i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie
HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE
i give her chips sometimes
From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.
Magpies are extremely cool birds, and very intelligent… which means that they know that humans are the biggest threat around and that we can be good friends. Thus, swooping, and also not swooping humans who have proven themselves to be trustworthy sources of food.
The funniest interaction I ever had with some magpies was when one of my former workplaces had our Christmas lunch as a picnic in a park. A pair of magpies were teaching their fledgeling how to beg for food from humans. First one would approach, crouch down and coo at us; someone threw them a bit of cheese. Then the other adult approached, crouched down and cooed at us; someone threw a piece of cabanossi. Both tidbits were picked up, taken back and shared with the offspring… then the adults were standing there looking at the fledgeling and then at us, obviously going “Go on, then, you try it!”
Fledgeling magpie nervously walked closer to us, looked back at its parents, then half-crouched and yelled “RAWK!” in our direction. We cracked up laughing, startling the poor baby, but he or she got over it pretty quickly when a HAIL of bits of cheese and sausage landed all around.
you: fleetwood mac isn’t even good dancing music.
me, an intellectual who knows how to throw a party in mykonos:
being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments.
howstufftwerks
thug-4-life
omg her peace sign lowering in shame
just bought this tapeworm from etsy!
snirts
where are you gonna keep it
:)
I don’t like this post very much
bungus
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern.
Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.
Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again.
Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?
The short answer is it didn’t.
Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.
